Of course it was all my fault.
Bear has been complaining that he couldn't sleep because his legs were itching. He rummaged through the first aid cupboard and tried various potions but nothing eased it so, last night I suggested he try an antihistamine tablet.
This morning I left him snoring until late as usual but when I took him his coffee he said he felt dreadful and it was all due to that tablet I gave him.
I looked up the side effects on the notice.
"Headache, nausea, dizziness and drowziness" I translated.
"Yes, I've got all of those," he moaned.
He drank his coffee and went back to sleep, snoring loudly most of the morning.
Just before midday, when the noise stopped I went into the bedroom.
"How are you feeling now? Is there anything you fancy to drink - or eat?"
He thought it over and then said he'd like some cereal.
"Should I bring everything on a tray so you can help yourself?"
He fell back on the pillow, holding his head.
"No, you do it. You know how much milk I like - just enough to make the rice krispies rise."
So, back I went with the bowl of cereal and a glass of fruit juice.
"Oh, I don't like that sort of bowl. And where's my banana?"
'Well, he can't be feeling that bad' I thought as I trouped back to the kitchen to get his banana and a knife.
CC made fishcakes for lunch and when we had finished and cleared away I went to see how the invalid was faring.
"That was funny fruit juice. What was it?" was his greeting.
"It was a mixture - multivitamin juice."
"Well, it didn't taste of anything." he grumbled.
"Do you fancy anything else to eat or drink?"
"I'll have a coffee, something with a bit of flavour, and is there any fresh bread?"
So he had thickly buttered baguette for his lunch, followed by a nectarine, neatly quartered.
He got up about three and watched television until it was time for an 'hachis parmentier' (cottage pie) from the freezer (as he wouldn't eat salad like the rest of us) served on a tray in front of the box.
The side effects of one little antihistamine pill were certainly far reaching.


